Make Your Own Christmas Crackers Have You Heard Of Any "alternative" Christmas Jokes For Crackers? I Don't Mean Rude Ones I Mean Unusual Ones?

Have you heard of any "alternative" Christmas jokes for crackers? I don't mean rude ones I mean unusual ones? - make your own christmas crackers

They looked at different locations, or all of the same or a little rough on the lookout for something a little different / unusual. I am referring to the question and answer jokes, not so long ago, we have cookies.